1. (Source: ilixr, via bonus)

  2. (Source: kenby, via relahvant)

  3. metalairplanes:

    anticwitty:

    jesusandgrandma:

    a few gems from my favourite twitter account

    "I able to butter toast with head but now I got butter on my head"

    arsenicfrosting
    I’m sobbing

    (via timetravelingbassplayer)

  4. worksforwhiskey:

No I don’t know anything about that

    worksforwhiskey:

    No I don’t know anything about that

    (via hi)

  5. identitypollution:

    Neigh,Neigh motherfucker.

    Totes (coming soon) and Mini Zip bags are available for pre-order.

    (via gay-of-demonic-charm)

  6. (Source: d--efocus, via profounds)

  7. soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

    soloontherocks:

    luxtempestas:

    OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.

    the prince is awake

    your shit is wrecked.

    do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

    (via timetravelingbassplayer)

  8. (Source: billsussman, via destrozame)

  9. sebastiandebeste:

    "sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

    (Source: sebastiandebeste-archive, via vaginilla)

  10. Fucking Awesome Facts About The Simpsons →

    rufushatesallreligions:

    alwaystheantonio:

    Only true fans would most likely know about these!

    Read on

    this is so fucking interesting

    I’m more of a Family Guy type of girl but I love these

    stfu

    (via hi)